People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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