Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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