I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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