I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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