I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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