WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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