She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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