I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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