It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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