i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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