is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We are two peas in an std pod
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Found your dick twin last night
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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