nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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