awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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