I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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