How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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