i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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