I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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