make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It's just like the Real World with babies
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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