we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
