I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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