Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
