Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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