hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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