Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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