Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well you can't waste a boner
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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