Your face is a jimmy john
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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