i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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