At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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