I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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