Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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