my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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