we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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