your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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