Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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