I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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