Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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