we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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