I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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