Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she woke up with a sticky ear
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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