She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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