So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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