I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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