We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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