sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
