Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
