real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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