Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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