Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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