What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
