i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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