i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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