Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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