I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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