you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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