Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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